Getting back in the dating game, I’ve been attempting various approaches. So here I am the other night, sitting next to a fairly attractive woman. Not having much experience making the first move, I steel my nerves and, affecting a deep, suave voice, make my move:
Me: Hi there. Come here often?
Me: You know, I don’t do this often, but I noticed you from across the room and said to myself, “Um, now she looks like someone I’d like to know.”
Woman: Laughs. Uproariously.
Note to self: Either I need to improve my technique, or sweaty, dirty climbing gyms are not good pick-up spots.
Okay, truth time: it was all in jest on my part, but she did say hi to me last night, so all may not be lost.