Halloween weirdness

October 31, 2002 at 4:56 pm (General)

Strolling home from the metro yesterday, I start seeing all these orange posters stapled to signposts and taped to walls. It turns out that a chiropractor is offering, between 4 and 9 pm this evening—get this—free x-rays. Now, this isn’t for people. Oh no, the chiropractor is offering to x-ray bags of candy, to make sure there are no pins, needles, syringes, safety razors, etc, hidden inside little Jean-Marc or Marie-Hélène’s bite-size Snickers. Nothing like gamma rays to go along with your stale taffy.


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