Oh, did I mention…?

March 31, 2004 at 7:23 pm (General)

5 litres/100 km, went to Burlington (VT) and back, costing me a whole $8 in gas. Vroom vroom.


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Review of last night’s The West Wing

March 25, 2004 at 7:22 pm (TV)

It didn’t suck.

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Proof #52 why I’m an idiot

March 24, 2004 at 7:21 pm (General)

You know those footprints I was wondering about? Um, yeah, well, I forgot that I ordered take-out last night.

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Okay, that’s just creepy

March 24, 2004 at 7:21 pm (General)

Leave my apartment this morning, there are fresh tracks in the snow, foot steps that go up the stairs, walk a bit around my door, and then walk back the way they came. No one rang the bell, or anything.
Cool! I have my own personal stalker. I always wanted me one of those. (I guess the word is out that I don’t wear clothes in the apartment.)

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Close call

March 23, 2004 at 7:20 pm (Personal)

After an “episode” on Sunday night, I was initially diagnosed with having had a transient ischemic attack. After Monday night in emergency and a Doppler today, it turns out that I was simply tired.
Top of the world, ma! Top of the world!

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A vote for shorter people

March 22, 2004 at 7:20 pm (General)

Like Descartes fingering a piece of wax, I struck on a brilliant theory. I would go so far as calling it a law. Coming back from Mont St-Hilaire yesterday, we were driving by all the apple tree groves. The milliner pointed out how creepy they all looked, and I mentioned that they were pruned. This way, by staying short, they expend more energy to bearing fruit, and therefore don’t waste it all on growing.
And then, eureka! It struck me! Short people have way more energy to spend on, say, sex, than they do for being tall. It’s so simple! Occam’s razor. So, to everyone out there over 5’8″ (1.75m)? You’re terrible in bed compared to us more-earthly bound folks. Hey, the truth hurts. I guess you could always play basketball.
The same theory, I guess, could apply to anyone over, um, 30. You’ve stopped growing, time to knock boots properly.

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Word of the day…

March 19, 2004 at 7:19 pm (General)

is prag. Who wants to be my prag?

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Cutie Pies

March 17, 2004 at 7:19 pm (General)

Okay, I’m turning into a big suck. I present: my nephews.

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Margarita, tu me llamas

March 12, 2004 at 7:18 pm (Food)

New blender with ice crusher option. Tequila. Triple Sec. Limes. Summer oblivion, wait for me.

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No more bitchin Camaro

March 11, 2004 at 7:18 pm (General)

Sad news, Dave Blood, from the Dead Milkmen, decided to live up to the band’s name. Won’t be dancing to no more The Smiths. No more dancing to Deepeechee Mode. No more dancing to godawful art fag music on MTV.

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