La Toya London? Voted outta American Idol? Yeah, that’s just wrong. That Hawa(small pause)iian robot is still in? Even after crimping her hair? Americans are weird. But, hey, at least they booed her roundly. Hee. Not that I watch the show or anything. Ahem.
And, to top it off, that fat fuck Rupert will probably win the vote-in million for Survivor. Because IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY!