The other day, I bought what I thought was the White Stripes’ Get Behind Me Satan, only to realise that I had bought Blue Orchid, a 4-song sampler instead. That’ll learn me to read labels. Regardless, whenever I listen to them, a single adjective comes to mind when trying to describe them:
- whitestripish: adjective; a term describing sound or music that, while instilling bone-chilling squeamishness, elicits awe and enjoyment.
I swear, one day someone is going to raid Jack White’s freezer and find what may initially appear to be the remains of dead babies are in fact cuts of milk-fed lamb.