She wants me

April 17, 2006 at 1:54 pm (Food, TV)

I finally caught an episode of Nigella Lawson’s cooking show yesterday, on the Food Network. I had always heard about her, and had seen her cookbooks in the bookstores, but never really considered getting anything of hers.
And then I saw her show. And? I experienced being an adolescent boy in the throes of puberty all over again, afraid to stand up in case, well, you know. I swear, she looks at the camera, runs her tongue over her lips, and goes, “ooo, I love that.” I swear, she gives new meaning to the term “food porn.”
Must. Get. The. Food Network.

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9 Comments

  1. Paolohttp://www.immuablyme.com said,

    I am soooo with you on this.

    She is H-O-T hot. No, no. She is HAAAAWT!

  2. Lisa said,

    She’s great – and built like a real human woman. Yay!

  3. Michel said,

    Oh yeah, she’s curvy in all the right places.

  4. Martine said,

    She’s perfect because boys love her for her food porn and women love her because of her figure.

    Or is it the other way around?

  5. Paolohttp://www.immutablyme.com said,

    It’s the other way around.

  6. Michel said,

    All I can say is she could cook for me any time. Except for bacon. Because, in my fantasy, she’d be naked.
    God, I need a life.

  7. blk said,

    while i don’t have food network/cable anymore, i did enjoy nigella’s show. she is the anthesis of martha stewart – there’s a japanese women (forgot her name) who is in the same goddess league

    blk

  8. Anonymous said,

    have you ever considered her wrapped in bacon?

  9. Michel said,

    Only if it’s greasy bacon.

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