Walk into the men’s room just before lunch, and head to a urinal. There’s a man at the urinal next to me, and as I approached I noticed his head bobbing and shaking. Didn’t think much of it, until I was standing next to him (yes, I know, bad urinal usage on my part: you’re never supposed to stand directly next to another user). It was then that I realised he was brushing his teeth. While having a piss. His cock in one hand, his toothbrush in the other.
I don’t know. I just don’t know.